The 'Potato' species are one of a kind in this world. They posses no facial features but are menacing little fucks. They coat themselves in dirt to hide from their enemies, yes: humans. Sadly, we bathe these little species and slice them up into beautiful shapes and textures. What is a world without fries, wedges, mash potato, potato scallops, chips, croquettes, hash browns, gratin and for the wild, their personal friend and sex toy. That is it from BBC late-night news see you all next time you sack of nipples.

australian-government:

I don’t need to change my url for halloween it’s already pretty scary

the-fisher-queen:

ghostruto:

if you are under 18:

  • your nudes are child pornography 
  • people you send them to can be charged with possession of child pornography
  • you can be charged with distribution of child pornography 
  • don’t take nudes

This is not about body shaming, this is not about ‘telling you what to do with your sexuality’ this is literally a federal crime don’t fuck with the law okay.

hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

vivzie-pop:

roleplaywithgummyandpixie:

Everyone needs a giggle. I actually learned a couple of things from this. :D

"yehhhhhh this one is for mah 30 foot snakes up in the zoo."

timwestwoodtv:

timwestwoodtv:

timwestwoodtv:

this guy was watching iCarly with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of iCarly and he’s like “so basically it’s about three teenagers who do crazy things” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why doesn’t everybody watch iCarly” it’s precious

update: we random danced

timwestwoodtv:

timwestwoodtv:

timwestwoodtv:

this guy was watching iCarly with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of iCarly and he’s like “so basically it’s about three teenagers who do crazy things” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why doesn’t everybody watch iCarly” it’s precious

update: we random danced

 
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