The 'Potato' species are one of a kind in this world. They posses no facial features but are menacing little fucks. They coat themselves in dirt to hide from their enemies, yes: humans. Sadly, we bathe these little species and slice them up into beautiful shapes and textures. What is a world without fries, wedges, mash potato, potato scallops, chips, croquettes, hash browns, gratin and for the wild, their personal friend and sex toy. That is it from BBC late-night news see you all next time you sack of nipples.

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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sorelatable:

It’s so rewarding to see teachers acting fake when the principal comes in the classroom

literallygoth:

I loved channing tatum in spy kids

literallygoth:

I loved channing tatum in spy kids

toecruise:

do you ever think about the money you don’t have and you just

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saffrondawn:

mickysmind:

How many people know you? I mean really know you. Beyond your favorite color, favorite book, or favorite song. Who knows what lurks in the depths of your mind, what captivates your soul, and why? Who knows your passions? Your fears? Your desires? Who knows all these things about you and accepts you anyway?

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

userbar:

my laptop has 5% yet my motivation to get up is still less than my battery life

beavercop:

melleigh:


This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York. This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary. Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank. A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank. This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.

god damn

beavercop:

melleigh:

This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York. This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary. Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank. A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank. This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.

god damn

 
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