The 'Potato' species are one of a kind in this world. They posses no facial features but are menacing little fucks. They coat themselves in dirt to hide from their enemies, yes: humans. Sadly, we bathe these little species and slice them up into beautiful shapes and textures. What is a world without fries, wedges, mash potato, potato scallops, chips, croquettes, hash browns, gratin and for the wild, their personal friend and sex toy. That is it from BBC late-night news see you all next time you sack of nipples.

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*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

shubbabang:

funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd

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i hope she’s doing well

krispymeme:

the world isn’t ready for this

krispymeme:

the world isn’t ready for this

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

bluesigma:

wodelingblog:

ultrafacts:

More facts? Follow the Ultrafacts Blog!

I need to get my PhD in Finland. 

A place name doesn’t count as a proper rhyme.

THERES A WAVING SNAIL IN ADVENTURE TIME!

 
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