The 'Potato' species are one of a kind in this world. They posses no facial features but are menacing little fucks. They coat themselves in dirt to hide from their enemies, yes: humans. Sadly, we bathe these little species and slice them up into beautiful shapes and textures. What is a world without fries, wedges, mash potato, potato scallops, chips, croquettes, hash browns, gratin and for the wild, their personal friend and sex toy. That is it from BBC late-night news see you all next time you sack of nipples.
vvankinq:

I have never seen a more british sentence

vvankinq:

I have never seen a more british sentence

singitforfrankiero:

Everyone has a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, then you might be the gay cousin

flowerflies:

my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should

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troyes-lip-ring:

troyes-lip-ring:

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HMMMMMMM 

ITS BACK

Everybody should have this on your blog

luciferssugardaddy:

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

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gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

 
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