The 'Potato' species are one of a kind in this world. They posses no facial features but are menacing little fucks. They coat themselves in dirt to hide from their enemies, yes: humans. Sadly, we bathe these little species and slice them up into beautiful shapes and textures. What is a world without fries, wedges, mash potato, potato scallops, chips, croquettes, hash browns, gratin and for the wild, their personal friend and sex toy. That is it from BBC late-night news see you all next time you sack of nipples.

cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

lackyannie:

this time you’ve gone too far tumblr.

text-posters:

if one door opens and another door closes, your house is probably haunted

Anonymous:
Weren't you busted for being a catfish like a year ago?

thatsmoderatelyraven:

Yea, you caught me

yuniedc:

boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit

yuniedc:

boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit

breremma:

why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????

 
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